I am not as skeptical as others but I put together a short list of FED rules.
Rules of the Fed.
Rule #1: Never let equities close on the low. via @sellputs
Rule #2: If you do not know what is going to happen just end your statement with “it is all transitory”.
Rule #3: No matter how retarded congress is, always answer their questions.
Rule #4: Never admit inflation exists.
Rule #5: Deny you want a weak dollar.
Rule #6: Pretend you have an exit plan.
Rule #7: Dissent and then change your mind when data hasn’t changed.
For those more cynical let me know and I can add it to the list.
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